Put another shrimp on the barbie!
i find it so weird that other countries put kangaroos in their zoos
like i can’t even walk 100 metres from my house without seeing about 40
"MACCAS RUN" HAS MADE IT INTO ACTUAL MCDONALDS ADS THIS IS A GREAT DAY FOR ADVERTISING AND A GREAT DAY FOR AUSTRALIA
The thing about swag is it actually has a whole other meaning in Australia.
people seem to think australia is made up of all white irish or english descendents when not only is australia home to the oldest continuous culture and peoples in the world but melbourne is the third largest greek-speaking city in the world (after two cities in you know, greece) and “nguyen” is the second most common name in the phonebook after “smith” and about twelve percent of the population is asian-australian like seriously guys
don’t let anyone ever tell you that you should only put 2-3 spoonfuls of milo into a cup
those people are not to be trusted
I’m going to have a stroke from laughing, tony abbott called canada ‘canadia’
THIS MAN RUNS OUR COUNTRY
SOMEONE HELP AUSTRALIA
Do you know why the Australian coat of arms is a kangaroo and an emu? It’s because neither of them can move backwards, only forwards. That’s the symbolism they choose to represent our country, so tell me this then, Abbott. Why are you doing your darndest to move backwards?